Moonlight: But I don't want to be a changeling!
Chrysalis: Oh? Oh! Oh my god - I'm so terribly sorry, I didn't even think of that!
Moonlight: I - what?
Chrysalis: How could I not consider your feelings? Especially as a changeling myself - why, I should have been able to taste your desire to NOT be a changeling a mile away!
Moonlight: You... you're...
Chrysalis: And to think, I would have done the most horrible thing to you, and made you a minion! I'm ever so sorry.
Moonlight: Um... it's okay, I forgive you.
Chrysalis: *sniff* Ah, I know. I can taste it.
Moonlight: So... you'll let me go?
Chrysalis: Oh, good heavens no. You'll understand when you're a minion and can REALLY taste my sarcasm.
Chrysalis: *urp* Hey, watch the righteous anger! I'll need you to save some if you're going to work for me!
Why can't the Changelings breed more with themselves? You know, sex?
Any attempt to alter my cells with changeling magic and BOOM!!
I calculate the explosion will decimate an average hive.
This is your fault, changelings. You drove us ponies to this. Did you think we wouldn't fight back eventually?
don't worry I will avenge you
(writes on a piece of paper)
make fanfic where cyrselis turns into a unicorn and then explain why
But royalty...royalty comes from outside, whether they want it or not...
Also really depends on fanfics. I stick to ones where changelings problems depend on the ruler. So not all changelings are evil or have starvation problems or have alternative food source XD